Funny Things Kids Say Videos


Something Today made Me browse YouTube and search “Funny Things Kids Say”!

So I had another busy day with both my kids!

The rainy whether kept us indoors for most of the day … but I managed to keep my sanity, Lol.

Towards the end of today … both of them were pretty damn fussy!

I don’t think kids are supposed to be indoors that long. If you’re a parent with little ones, you know what I’m talking about!

… both my son and daughter started fighting and yelling at each other. For a minute, I was getting upset … but then realized it really wasn’t a big deal, and nothing to get worked up over.

I thought to myself … “Enjoy the moment. They’re growing so fast. They’ll be going off to college in no time!”

It’s Saturday, so I decided to lighten up my daily blog post a bit …

So I searched for some “Funny Things Kids Say” on YouTube.

The Funny Things Kids Say on these videos really had me in tears, LOL!

This poor little guy was set-up … but funny and jaw dropping family

… and I think this little girl has the right idea. That Monster doesn’t stand a chance! Lol.

Pronunciation can always be challenge for a toddler. Practice makes perfect.

…. and this one is by far the funniest I’ve seen on YouTube family

Instant Classic!

… Here’s also some Funny Things Kids Say I found over at (courtesy of Kesha Chisholm)

#1 To Great Grandma who is in her nineties:

Grandma, why doesn’t your skin fit you properly anymore?

#2 To the dancing teacher before a show:

Don’t give me makeup tips, I know about glitter you know.

#3 To Grandma when walking on an icy path together holding hands:

Don’t fall on top of me Grandma. You’ll squash all my juices out.

#4 At the ballet in a very loud voice:

Mummy, did Daddy lift you up over his head like that when you got married?

#5 In a very quiet formal restaurant to the waiter about the chef’s special dessert:

It’s edible.

#6 To Mummy at the crack of dawn while wielding a helium balloon in the shape of a chicken:

Say good morning to Mr. Chicken Mummy!

#7 When eating Mummy’s Olay and deciding it’s not good:

This yogurt is definitely off.

#8 To Daddy during a quiet moment:

When will you die? I will miss you when you die.

#9 At the slimming club eyeballing the larger waistline of the lady behind us in the queue to be weighed:

You have a very fat tummy, you’d better take your shoes off!

… if you find a “Funny Things Kids Say” video, I would love to share it on here. This stuff always hits a positive chord with me family


About Sam Rivera

My Commitment is to HELP as many people understand that our lives are the result of our Best Thinking. Change the Way you Think, Decide, Act and you can have ANY Life you Want. Husband to my amazing wife, Cynthia Rivera. Father of two incredible kids, Alex and Giselle. We currently live in San Diego, CA.

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